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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
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Whiskey Shots With SatanThese best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright...
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90s Sedan Style IconThese dark teal OGs featuring green gradient lenses will have you cruisin’ in style. Take these timeless sunnies for a spin & let your appeal go from basic to smooth, 90s-style! Not too flashy, not too subtle, just like a 90s sedan. (Car not...
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Moonbeam DaydreamSpace out with sunnies so stylish they’re out of this world. These chic Moonbeam Daydream Moon Gs are a retro-futuristic twist on angled cat-eye sunglasses. Bring your face to the final frontier of fashion and function with these no-slip, no-bounce translucent dark gray frames...
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Mint Julep ElectroshocksWide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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Hooked on OnyxAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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Lolo’s Lunar NuptialsSettle for global icon status? Not when there’s a whole solar system of style to explore. Moon Gs are chic, angled cat eye sunglasses with a retro-futuristic twist. These Lolo's Lunar Nuptials shades have a translucent, no-slip, no-bounce frame in a versatile soft cream...
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Outruns Own ShadowBe nimble and untouchably cool in these black Bug Gs, featuring non-reflective, anti-fog lenses. Slip on these aerodynamic wraparounds and get ready to vanish in style; even your shadow won’t be able to keep up.
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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Mick And Keith's Midnight RambleThese black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
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Dante's Shin Splint InfernoResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Cleared for TakeoffTake flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
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Grass Stain Hall of FameIf you didn't get grass stains on your pants, did you even play, bro?! These aerodynamic, green wrap-around sunglasses with amber reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you slide into home base (or the grass stain hall of fame).
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Rookie Card EnergyScore a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
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Lawn Mower Drag RaceRev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
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Keeping a High ProfileShow everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable, oversized, dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses. They're serving fabulous, and we're here for it.
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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