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Don't Make Me BlushDon't Make Me Blush
Don't Make Me Blush
Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.
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Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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Iced By YetisIced By Yetis
Iced By Yetis
White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps
    Lives Life in All-Caps
    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust
    Today's Special: My Dust
    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
    $13.50
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  • Outruns Own ShadowOutruns Own Shadow
    Outruns Own Shadow
    Be nimble and untouchably cool in these black Bug Gs, featuring non-reflective, anti-fog lenses. Slip on these aerodynamic wraparounds and get ready to vanish in style; even your shadow won’t be able to keep up.
    $10.50
    $35.00
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  • In My Periwinkle PrimeIn My Periwinkle Prime
    In My Periwinkle Prime
    We don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
    $10.50
    $35.00
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  • Zoomies in BlushZoomies in Blush
    Zoomies in Blush
    Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Cleared for TakeoffCleared for Takeoff
    Cleared for Takeoff
    Take flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Grass Stain Hall of FameGrass Stain Hall of Fame
    Grass Stain Hall of Fame
    If you didn't get grass stains on your pants, did you even play, bro?! These aerodynamic, green wrap-around sunglasses with amber reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you slide into home base (or the grass stain hall of fame).
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Rookie Card EnergyRookie Card Energy
    Rookie Card Energy
    Score a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Lawn Mower Drag RaceLawn Mower Drag Race
    Lawn Mower Drag Race
    Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink
    Human Energy Drink
    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan
    Ask Me About My Escape Plan
    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
    $13.50
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  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Stealth Mode SupremeStealth Mode Supreme
    Stealth Mode Supreme
    These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • That New Asphalt SmellThat New Asphalt Smell
    That New Asphalt Smell
    Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs
    When the World Blurs
    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil
    Speak of the Daredevil
    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Lifties' DelightLifties' Delight
    Lifties' Delight
    Snow Gs on, clear vision, no doubt. When the powder starts to fly, that’s what it’s all about. Dark purple goggles, pink reflective lens, our style's on point, and always on trend. Goggles so snug, they fit just right. Ready to carve, we're taking flight!
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • Country Club CrasherCountry Club Crasher
    Country Club Crasher
    Your 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50

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