SHOP aviator RETRO G
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Undercover Stunt DoubleThese black square aviators, with their blue non-reflective lenses & retro vibes, will have you nonchalantly sauntering around with the 'tude of a stray hepcat. No one'll be the wiser that you spend your days jumping out of windows & dodging flames.
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Dirty Martini Time MachineHow many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!
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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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Threaten Me With a Good TimeThreaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.
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Deja Vu DaydreamDo you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
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Conversation Pit RegularThese rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit. Go ahead, lose yourself in a sunken lounge of ochre pillows & bad decisions.
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Roller Rink RoyaltyWho cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue Retro Gs, featuring dazzling reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when gliding through life like royalty, whether it's on your feet or your a$$.
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