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Don't Make Me BlushDon't Make Me Blush
Don't Make Me Blush
Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.
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Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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Iced By YetisIced By Yetis
Iced By Yetis
White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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$9.00

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  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
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  • Rookie Card EnergyRookie Card Energy
    Rookie Card Energy
    Score a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
    $15.00
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  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
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  • Now That’s a Dinger!Now That’s a Dinger!
    Now That’s a Dinger!
    Now That's a Dinger! is what people will say about YOU when you show up wearing these blue & white sunnies with blue gradient lenses. It's time to face it: you ARE a home run! Custom packaging & trading card featuring Petey "Pop-Up" Poppler...
    $15.00
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    $15.00
  • Fresh Pulls OnlyFresh Pulls Only
    Fresh Pulls Only
    No repeats or dupes...we want Fresh Pulls Only! In these limited-edition yellow & green shades with yellow green reflective lenses, you'll look like a certified one of one. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Maxine "Max" Strawson included.
    $15.00
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  • The Jungle Is My GymThe Jungle Is My Gym
    The Jungle Is My Gym
    Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Tentacle Tag ChampionTentacle Tag Champion
    Tentacle Tag Champion
    TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
    $13.50
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  • Do It for the Victory DanceDo It for the Victory Dance
    Do It for the Victory Dance
    These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
    $13.50
    $45.00
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