Sport SHOP BY SPORT Fitness Sunglasses
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Whiskey Shots With SatanThese best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright...
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Mint Julep ElectroshocksWide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Hooked on OnyxAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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Mick And Keith's Midnight RambleThese black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
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Dante's Shin Splint InfernoResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Lawn Mower Drag RaceRev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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My Sweat Has an Octane RatingWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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Falkor's Fever DreamThese blue-on-blue sunglasses are what fever dreams are made of. The no slip, no bounce frames stay put no matter how wildly you sweat, sleep walk, or travel between realms. Blue polarized lenses offer UV400 protection and reduce glare off luck dragon fur.
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Iced By YetisWhite and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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That New Asphalt SmellAhhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
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They Were Out of BlackThe age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.
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When the World BlursRemember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
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Gardening With A KrakenThink your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
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Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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Sunbathing With WizardsThese high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
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Nine Dollar Pour OverThese classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of only 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce....
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Nessy's Midnight OrgyThese legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.
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Operation: BlackoutOperation: Blackout was a major success… at least from what we’re told. No slip, no bounce aviator sunglasses with polarized lenses packed with UV400 protection. High-performance sunglasses have never looked so fly. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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