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Now That’s a Dinger!Now That's a Dinger! is what people will say about YOU when you show up wearing these blue & white sunnies with blue gradient lenses. It's time to face it: you ARE a home run! Custom packaging & trading card featuring Petey "Pop-Up" Poppler...
- $15.00
$50.00- $15.00
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Guacamole Face MaskTurn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Sand in Every CreviceGolden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat-eye Cheetah Gs w/ brown gradient lenses.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Kidnapped by a CyborgSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Fresh Pulls OnlyNo repeats or dupes...we want Fresh Pulls Only! In these limited-edition yellow & green shades with yellow green reflective lenses, you'll look like a certified one of one. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Maxine "Max" Strawson included.
- $15.00
$50.00- $15.00
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The Jungle Is My GymGreen shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Ready the Confetti CannonALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Cue Slow-Mo MontageThe fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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All Shrimp CleanseThese translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Swamp Monster's Mud RunIt’s a mud-slinging, muck-stomping, monster-chasing race to the finish line with these brown Bug Gs. Featuring amber gradient and anti-fog lenses, they’ll cut through the chaos. You might end up filthy, but at least you’ll look good doing it.
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Bunny Slope DropoutWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Tentacle Tag ChampionTAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Do It for the Victory DanceThese black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Apres All DayWhiteout conditions call for all black snow goggles. Apres All Day are adjustable to fit all noggins and come with two swappable magnetic lenses to suit any light level. These bad boys are anti-fog to boot, so you can see the after-party at the...
- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Panther's Power HourPounce on power hour like a panther, nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold, deep purple cat-eye Cheetah G sunnies with purple reflective lenses.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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