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Don't Make Me BlushDon't Make Me Blush
Don't Make Me Blush
Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.
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Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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Iced By YetisIced By Yetis
Iced By Yetis
White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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  • Frequent Skymall ShoppersFrequent Skymall Shoppers
    Frequent Skymall Shoppers
    You won’t find these blue aviator sunglasses in a SkyMall catalog. That said, the navy blue frames won’t slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table/toaster oven, and the gradient amber lenses perfectly shield the glare of melting...
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  • Voight-Kampff VisionVoight-Kampff Vision
    Voight-Kampff Vision
    Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
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  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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  • Falkor's Fever DreamFalkor's Fever Dream
    Falkor's Fever Dream
    These blue-on-blue sunglasses are what fever dreams are made of. The no slip, no bounce frames stay put no matter how wildly you sweat, sleep walk, or travel between realms. Blue polarized lenses offer UV400 protection and reduce glare off luck dragon fur.
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  • Once in a Pink MoonOnce in a Pink Moon
    Once in a Pink Moon
    Once in a Pink Moon sunnies are a rare cosmic masterpiece, blending retro-futurist glam with hot pink translucent cat-eye frames and dazzling blue reflective lenses. Designed to never slip or bounce, they stay effortlessly in place whether you're sipping champagne under the stars or...
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  • Iced By YetisIced By Yetis
    Iced By Yetis
    White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
    $9.00
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  • That New Asphalt SmellThat New Asphalt Smell
    That New Asphalt Smell
    Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
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  • Buzzed On The TowerBuzzed On The Tower
    Buzzed On The Tower
    Cadet green aviator sunglasses designed to fulfill a (metaphorical) need for speed. Sunnies can’t make you run faster, but the no slip, no bounce frames stay put while you sweat and gradient polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and your vision...
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  • They Were Out of BlackThey Were Out of Black
    They Were Out of Black
    The age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.
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  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs
    When the World Blurs
    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
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  • Gardening With A KrakenGardening With A Kraken
    Gardening With A Kraken
    Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
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  • Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
    Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
    Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions
    Colossal Squid Confessions
    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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  • Sunbathing With WizardsSunbathing With Wizards
    Sunbathing With Wizards
    These high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
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  • Nine Dollar Pour OverNine Dollar Pour Over
    Nine Dollar Pour Over
    These classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of only 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce....
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  • Phoenix At A Bloody Mary BarPhoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar
    Phoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar
    Heard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.
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  • Captain Blunt's Red-EyeCaptain Blunt's Red-Eye
    Captain Blunt's Red-Eye
    These red aviator sunglasses are named after Captain Blunt, a real pilot who happens to be our co-founder’s dad. That’s the only reference these no slip red frames and polarized red reflective lenses are making. Great for biking, running, golfing, and eating olympic quantities...
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  • Nessy's Midnight OrgyNessy's Midnight Orgy
    Nessy's Midnight Orgy
    These legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.
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  • Entourage Sold SeparatelyEntourage Sold Separately
    Entourage Sold Separately
    Putting on these translucent hot pink frames with teal reflective lenses may result in delusions of grandeur. (Hey, WE'VE always thought you were a VIP. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it...YET.) Entourage sold separately.
    $10.50
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