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Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...

Nothing says “taste” like drinking fresh wine while talking about the ‘notes’ you can’t actually taste. Wine connoisseur or not, these translucent purple half-rim sunglasses featuring reflective purple lenses will have you looking full-bodied and bold.

They float now?! They float now. These dark blue floating sunglasses with dark blue reflective water-repellent lenses will never ghost you while kayaking, paddleboarding, boating, jet skiing, or lounging on a floatie. If the Titanic were made out of Tidal Gs, it never would...

Wouldn't it be amazing if we could just respawn in real life?! These translucent black OG frames with pink reflective lenses will allow you to do that. NOT. But they do offer no-slip, no-bounce performance, plus full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Isn't that...

All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.

Only real ones stay for the encore! Stand out from the crowd with Luxe G, sleek rectangular sunnies. Featuring translucent light green frames and green polarized lenses, they won't slip or bounce as you yell "ONE MORE!!!" at the top of your lungs.

For Texas A&M® fans that don't sit on the sidelines: These white and burgundy Aggies™ sunglasses with chrome reflective polarized lenses will turn heads from Kyle Field to College Station and beyond. It's like putting a Yell Leader on your face! You're here. You're...

The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunglasses! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.

Show everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable, oversized, dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses. They're serving fabulous, and we're here for it.

Suit up with these black tie-worthy cat-eye sunglasses! Translucent gray frames featuring gradient lenses that add the perfect dash of fabulous to any formal look. After this, going shade-less should officially be considered a fashion felony!!!

The Grand Canyon is one of the most spectacular examples of erosion worldwide and its incredible views are unmatched. These limited-edition tan frames with orange/gold ocean lenses feature a design inspired by the incredibly unique landscape of Grand Canyon National Park.

Like my sunglasses? Thanks, they're vintage!!! Classic round vintage sunglasses with purple frames and blue reflective lenses to shield your eyes from the envious looks thrown your way, plus UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Beat THAT, estate sale fiends.

FC Cincinnati pride, front and center. These orange and blue patterned sunglasses with burnt orange reflective lenses bring the heat. Official MLS packaging included. Made for tailgates, goal screams, and looking fly in the Bailey.

Cuyahoga Valley National Park is a refuge for native plants and wildlife. The Cuyahoga River gives way to deep forests, rolling hills, and open farmlands. These limited-edition earthy green frames with yellow-gray ocean lenses feature a design inspired by the river's gorgeous natural beauty.

Need oversized square sunglasses to complete your festival fit? These taupe translucent Amp G frames with brown gradient lenses are made for music, mayhem & non-stop style. No slip while you dance or wander around aimlessly looking for your friends.

Guardians™ on the field. Pride in the stands. We are CLE! These officially licensed MLB™ shades are built for every pitch, every rally, and every WIN. Wear them anywhere in the Land. Includes custom packaging.

These black cat-eye sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses & light gold accents are giving fashion icon. Won't slip or bounce when vogueing down the catwalk or the sidewalk.

Show off your flawless dexterity with radiant red Glam Gs, complete with sleek black, non-reflective lenses. It’s not just about mastering the cherry tie, it's about proving you’re faster, stronger, and better, all while looking absolutely stunning.

Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.

Score a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.