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Cheesy Flight AttendantOrange you glad you found these flight attendant sunglasses?! Our Mach G aviator-style frames complement polarized reflective lenses for a look everyone will dig, especially cheesy flight attendants.
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The Mod One OutDoes your family make you feel like an outcast because you joined a scooter gang? Does your personal trainer make you feel weird because you show up to the gym in an Italian slim-cut suit? Do you often feel like The Mod One Out?...
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Came Here to Be SeenCame Here to Be Seen, so we shall cause a scene!!! Sleek tortoiseshell rectangular sunglasses that thrive on attention. From dancefloor debuts to sun-soaked chaos, you stay front and center. (NPC who?!) Forget blending in. It was never you, anyway!
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Fortune Favors The BoldWe’re making it Reign!!! Rule the stands with these limited-edition Seattle Reign FC sunglasses. Featuring that classic golden PNW sunrise on white & black frames and gray/yellow ocean gradient lenses. Grab your pair and claim your throne!
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I Pickled These MyselfRound teal sunglasses with purple polarized lenses that we pickled especially for you. Your body is a temple. Don’t settle for big-box canned shades. No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat. UV400 protection keeps your precious peepers safe and...
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Cashmere Corporate CamoCashmere Corporate Camo delivers bold, elevated style in our Grand G frame. Rich brown frames with brown gray gradient lenses give instant power move energy. Big, modern, no slip, no bounce, all swagger. Sharp enough for boardrooms, cool enough for everywhere else, and dramatic...
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Live. Breathe. Blue.™From the first pitch to a walk-off win, Dodgers™ fans are blue through and through. These officially licensed sunglasses block the sun and rival shade! Rep L.A. pride at Dodger Stadium™ or anywhere. Includes custom packaging.
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Stares Into the Abyss"Why are we here? Why am I hungry? Did I make eye contact with that stranger?" Ponder these existential questions in style with translucent dark blue Circle Gs featuring gradient purple-yellow ocean lenses, and soak up the sweet embrace of the abyss!
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Onward Rose CityRose City, RISE UP!!! Go onward with these limited-edition Thorn sunglasses. Featuring red and black thorn-patterned frames, they’re built for fierce support. Snag your pair and channel that ready-to-attack energy.
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Don't Make Me BlushDid you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.
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L’s UpCARDS go HARD!!! And these limited-edition U of L sunglasses are no exception. Featuring Cardinal red and black frames with polarized gradient lenses, they’re here to take the win. Now let us see those L’s!!!
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Clubhouse CloseoutBlack and gray sunglasses for folks who are business on the course and party animals in the clubhouse. No slip, no bounce, gray aviator frames stay put no matter how wild things get, and the polarized black high contrast lenses sharpen ground visibility. (If...
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Pop Star ProtégéBe impossible to ignore in these effortlessly cool, oversized round Mood Gs in dramatic deep green w/ green non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you dodge ruthless paparazzi and autograph hounds on your meteoric rise to imaginary fame.
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Lilac It Like That!!!If you're a lavender lover, these perfectly pale purple OGs are for you. We expect to see you wearing these and falling backward into a field of purple flowers as if you're starring in your own commercial for lavender-scented fabric softener. But you're not....
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Claret & CobaltIf you love Real Salt Lake, prove it by rocking these claret red and cobalt blue sunglasses. The amber reflective lenses are like the ultimate goalie, blocking every UV ray shot from the sun. Packaged in Major League Soccer glory because your eyes deserve...
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My Resume Is ScentedFashionable peeps know a scented resume helps you stand out in a stack of candidates. Duh. (If only we could figure out how to transmit smells online.) Bet the resume for these pink & red houndstooth Pop Gs w/ rose gradient lenses reeks of...
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Enter the FoldTsk, tsk! No more throwing your sunnies around unprotected. (Every time you do that, a pair of sunnies dies.) Keep your prized shades safely snuggled and scratch-free in this firm, tropical-print glasses case! (Bonus: it folds flat when not in use!)*Doesn't fit the Snow...
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Cotinga Casting CallFuzzy turquoise & wine shades w/ rose reflective lenses inspired by the Cotinga! Custom packaging can be used as a bird feeder, so you can peep our feathered friends to your heart's content. Passerine by for a limited time!(*Birdseed not included.)
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Fluent in French KissingFluent in Frenching? (French kissing, dum dum. NOT French.) Well, pucker up, polyglots! Juicy smooches abound this Valentine's Day with these limited-edition pink sunnies featuring rose reflective lenses and a flirty all-over-kisses print. MUAH!
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My Teapot Spouts GossipYour teapot spews gossip, and you shall not be silenced!!! Your indelicate opinion deserves these amiable Glam Gs, carefully steeped in a pink toile pattern and rose lenses. Slip ‘em on and let your impeccable look (and impeccable manners) raise a few eyebrows.
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