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Don't Make Me BlushDon't Make Me Blush
Don't Make Me Blush
Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.
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Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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Iced By YetisIced By Yetis
Iced By Yetis
White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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  • Undercover Stunt DoubleUndercover Stunt Double
    Undercover Stunt Double
    These black square aviators, with their blue non-reflective lenses & retro vibes, will have you nonchalantly sauntering around with the 'tude of a stray hepcat. No one'll be the wiser that you spend your days jumping out of windows & dodging flames.
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  • Fade-er-ade ShadesFade-er-ade Shades
    Fade-er-ade Shades
    Sip some fade-er-ade before the first tee, throw on these yellow golf sunglasses and you're GUARANTEED to play the power fade like a pro. Classic round frames with pink polarized lenses...we can taste the fade-er-ade from beyond the back 9.
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  • Timeshare on NeptuneTimeshare on Neptune
    Timeshare on Neptune
    Vacation like a true Neptunian! (Neptunite?) An escape to this blue, gassy paradise is one pair of shades away! Translucent teal Mach Gs with gradient dark blue lenses made especially for stellar, icy views from the eighth planet from the sun.
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  • La Vie en VioletteLa Vie en Violette
    La Vie en Violette
    Cosplay the perfect Parisian summer getaway with these dreamy Circle Gs featuring light blue frames and gradient dark blue lenses, perfect for idyllic runs underneath a summer sunset. Why just 'la vie' when you can La Vie en Violette!!!
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  • Solar Flare CentaurSolar Flare Centaur
    Solar Flare Centaur
    These larger-than-life juicy dark orange BFGs with blood-orange gradient lenses are like a sudden outburst of electromagnetic energy for your face. (Thank goodness the atmosphere will protect us from your totally electric animal magnetism.)
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  • Margs in First ClassMargs in First Class
    Margs in First Class
    Margs in First Class: fashion-forward gradient sunglasses. These zesty lime aviator frames with green-gray ocean lenses capture the joy of indulgence on a looong summer vacation. Cast your winter coat back to the pits of hell from whence it sprang!
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  • My Resume Is ScentedMy Resume Is Scented
    My Resume Is Scented
    Fashionable peeps know a scented resume helps you stand out in a stack of candidates. Duh. (If only we could figure out how to transmit smells online.) Bet the resume for these pink & red houndstooth Pop Gs w/ rose gradient lenses reeks of...
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  • The Truth About HoundstoothThe Truth About Houndstooth
    The Truth About Houndstooth
    The pattern is called "houndstooth" because it resembles the jagged teeth of a dog. There you have it, The Truth About Houndstooth. If they ever make a TV movie about it, these vibrant Pop Gs with burnt orange reflective lenses would be the star.
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  • Your Rules Make Me LaughYour Rules Make Me Laugh
    Your Rules Make Me Laugh
    These purple houndstooth print Pop Gs with purple gradient lenses defy the laws of fashion. Why, they practically spit on stupid, antiquated ideas like "denim on denim is a no-no." Uh, excuse us, have you SEEN a Canadian tuxedo before?! *Chefs kiss*
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  • I'd Mildew YouI'd Mildew You
    I'd Mildew You
    Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO hard.
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