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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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My Light Wash LegacyIt's true what they say: classics never quit!!! Neither do these dual-injected cat-eye sunglasses featuring translucent periwinkle frames and dreamy blue gradient lenses. Slip 'em on and rock that faded, lived-in look, just like your favorite pair of jeans.
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Black & GoldKick it in style with LAFC sunglasses! Featuring gray-yellow ocean gradient lenses, sleek black and gold frames, and Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are so LA, they've had botox. This is for you, The 3252! Dale, dale, dale...
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Pop Art ProdigyIf you've ever gotten famous for duct-taping a rotten banana to a wall and selling it for a bajillion dollars, you might be a Pop Art Prodigy. Channel your inner artiste with these snappy, angular blue Pop G frames with yellow/gray ocean lenses. We'll...
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Lazy River RoyaltyRule the chlorinated kingdom with floating sunglasses! Featuring dark green Tidal G frames and green non-reflective water-repellent lenses, they'll make you look like royalty even when you feel like a confused manatee. Sit on your throne (inner tube) in peace. Just watch out for...
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Born to Be EnviedThe limelight, it burns!!! That's why you need these totally mod, edgy Pop G frames in this eye-catching lime green shade with black lenses. They'll shield your eyes from the envious gaze of the droves of people who want to bask in the glory...
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Overdressed for Every OccasionYou’re not overdressed, you’re just setting the bar! Grab a pair of dark purple Pop Gs featuring purple gradient lenses to further elevate your look. Whether you're checking the mail or attending a paint-drying event, these are the perfect accessory!
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Donkey GogglesOrange and blue sunglasses that live to stand out from the drove. (A group of donkeys is a drove. Weird, right?) No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even when you gallop (tbh it’s really a spirited mosey). and polarized blue lenses with...
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Electric Zen MachineTeal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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Blue Lobster's Scuba RevengeRevenge takes form in these blue OGs featuring blue-yellow ocean lenses. Who knew Blue Lobster’s oceanic wrath could produce such fetching blue shades? Won't slip or bounce on your next run or while evading this sea creature’s fury!!!
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VHS Soul in a 4K WorldDo you wish you could travel back to the sun-drenched, carefree days of your analog childhood? We get it. You're a VHS Soul in a 4K World. Pop on a pair of these dusty blue Circle Gs w/ red reflective lenses & relive the...
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Frequent Skymall ShoppersYou won’t find these blue aviator sunglasses in a SkyMall catalog. That said, the navy blue frames won’t slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table/toaster oven, and the gradient amber lenses perfectly shield the glare of melting...
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How 'Bout Them Dawgs®Level up your game-day fit with How 'Bout Them Dawgs®, featuring University of Georgia's signature black & red. These polarized shades won't slip or bounce while you chant, "Go Dawgs! Sic 'Em! Woof, Woof, Woof!" Even Uga will give you a high-paw.
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Make WavesCatch the fútbol vibes with San Diego Wave FC sunglasses! Featuring vibrant blue translucent OG frames, purple-blue reflective lenses, and custom NWSL packaging. Big energy, bigger waves, and no sand in weird places. Catch this wave or get crushed.
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Full Sail FrenzySet sail for low-key luxury with these decadent navy and chrome Full Sail Frenzy Avant Gs. These stylish blue half-rim frames and chrome reflective lenses are always ready for an impromptu getaway whether you’re globetrotting or just going to the clubhouse.
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In Heavy RotationBig, bold, and born to headline. These translucent gray Fly Gs with sleek gray gradient lenses are the ultimate flat-top flex. Whether you're dodging paparazzi or just feelin’ yourself at the coffee shop, these oversized stunners stay in heavy rotation—for obvious reasons.
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Red Sox Nation™From Jersey St. to the bleachers, these officially licensed MLB™ shades are for Sox™ fans who live for walk-off homers, the Green Monster™, Fenway Park™ screams, and Boston pride that never quits. Includes custom packaging. Let's go Red Sox™!
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KC BABY1, 2, 3, KC BABY!!! Cheer your loudest in these limited-edition Kansas City Current sunglasses. Featuring teal & storm blue frames with reflective teal lenses, they’re designed to stand out from the crowd on match day!!!
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Voight-Kampff VisionSure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
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Kitty Hawkers' Ray BlockersTeal aviator sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how you fulfill your need for speed. Bike, beast, and breakdance in style while protecting your peepers with polarized lenses with UV400 protection. All the high-performance active sunglasses features– sans the cringe.
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