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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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Hooked on OnyxAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Drinks Seawater, Sees FutureDrinks Seawater, Sees Future. Please take those visions with a grain of salt. (No pun intended.) Electrolyte imbalances are fun?! OK, maybe not. But these navy OG frames with blue gradient lenses are!!!
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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Undercover Stunt DoubleThese black square aviators, with their blue non-reflective lenses & retro vibes, will have you nonchalantly sauntering around with the 'tude of a stray hepcat. No one'll be the wiser that you spend your days jumping out of windows & dodging flames.
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Lolo’s Lunar NuptialsSettle for global icon status? Not when there’s a whole solar system of style to explore. Moon Gs are chic, angled cat eye sunglasses with a retro-futuristic twist. These Lolo's Lunar Nuptials shades have a translucent, no-slip, no-bounce frame in a versatile soft cream...
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Outruns Own ShadowBe nimble and untouchably cool in these black Bug Gs, featuring non-reflective, anti-fog lenses. Slip on these aerodynamic wraparounds and get ready to vanish in style; even your shadow won’t be able to keep up.
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Everglades National ParkEverglades National Park goers and fans of all things Florida, now you can wear your love on your face!!! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
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Fade-er-ade ShadesSip some fade-er-ade before the first tee, throw on these yellow golf sunglasses and you're GUARANTEED to play the power fade like a pro. Classic round frames with pink polarized lenses...we can taste the fade-er-ade from beyond the back 9.
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Zion National ParkGOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION Introducing our new line of National Park Sunglasses, featuring FOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW PARKS!!! goodr is proud to support the the National Park Foundation. (Now stop internetting and GO OUTSIDE!!!!)
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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Dueling Pool PartiesWhy choose one vibe when you can own both? These dusty blue translucent Avant Gs with blue gradient lenses bring timeless flair to any scene. No-slip, no-bounce, and perfect for cannonballs, cocktails, or chaos—whichever pool party you're crashing today.
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Mick And Keith's Midnight RambleThese black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
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Incognito Plant ParentAre plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
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Just Knock It On!Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
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Château de MaraschinoWelcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool, impossibly smooth, and just the right amount of over-the-top. Think vintage sports car energy...
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Underwater Thunder PlunderBrace for impact because these BFGs are a treasure trove of style and function! Featuring translucent teal frames and green gradient lenses, they’re here to take the spotlight and won’t slip or bounce when you leave everyone else in your wake!
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Zoomies in BlushLook ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
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Dante's Shin Splint InfernoResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Cleared for TakeoffTake flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
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