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Vincent's Absinthe Night TerrorsThese polarized teal lens sunglasses with black frames were the only thing that soothed the green fairy night terrors. No slip, no bounce shades come in handy whether you’re sweating from a run, a long bike ride, or an imaginary chase with a bright...
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Crimson Tide PrideRoll Tide! On game day, rep The University of Alabama with sunnies that bring the spirit like Big Al. Crimson Tide Pride features red frames with chrome polarized lenses, and won't slip or bounce while you bring down the Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer.
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Ring the Bell!™Officially licensed Philadelphia Phillies™ sunglasses designed to survive rain delays, extra innings, and rowdy chest bumps. Built for day games, doubleheaders, tailgates, and walking out of the ballpark hoarse and happy. Includes custom packaging.
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Pineapple PainkillersThese no-slip, no-bounce pineapple party-worthy frames are non-polarized but still offer full UV400 protection. Perfect for low light, these pale yellow frames with baby blue arms & non-reflective red-tinted lenses scream, 'Piña coladas at sunset!!!'
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Roll Tide Ray BlockersAhhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!! Alabama fans, get ready to paint the town blue with these Crimson Tide-inspired white and (of course) crimson sunglasses, Roll Tide Ray Blockers. These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and polarized lenses with...
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Do You See Us Now?Show your spirit with Orlando Pride shades! These purple OG frames with light blue reflective lenses come with NWSL custom packaging and absolutely no sweat stains. Perfect for soccer fans who want to rep their team from head to toe. ¡Vamos Orlando!
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Fear the SpearTake your Seminole spirit to the next level with Fear the Spear! These fightin' frames feature Florida State University's garnet and gold. And thanks to the polarized lenses, you can see all the other teams' fans get goosebumps during the War Chant.
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All Shrimp CleanseThese translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
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Just Add Googly EyesEver notice how googly eyes make everything cuter? Automatic vacuum? Just Add Googly Eyes. It instantly transforms from a dingbat robot to an adorable helper. These clear frames with black non-reflective lenses make everything cuter, too. Put 'em on!
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Chocolatier’s Caramel Hot TubExperience a one-of-a-kind, luxurious chocolaty escape with these rich brown OGs featuring green, non-reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when a delicious rush of flavor hits you right in your senses!!!
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For All ChicagoChicago Fire FC fans need hot sunglasses. These red and white frames with dark blue ocean gradient lenses whisper, "You absolutely can survive another Midwestern winter." Packed in Major League Soccer packaging more eye-watering than a deep dish pizza. Almost. (Yeah, this copywriter took...
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That’s the SpiritLet’s go, Spirit, let’s go!!! Score major fan points with these limited-edition Washington Spirit shades. They feature a black and gray gradient frame with all polarized lenses for the ultimate sideline upgrade. Guaranteed to make the competition extremely jealous.
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Since 1974Did you feel that? There's an earthquake coming. San Jose Earthquakes, that is. And even if two blocks of the Earth's crust suddenly slip past one another, ripping the ground apart, these sunglasses won't slip or bounce. Featuring blue and black frames and blue...
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Yellowstone National ParkGOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you...
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See You at the Party, Richter!Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.
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Golden Gate GreatsThese officially licensed MLB™ sunnies are built for game days at Oracle Park™. Whether you’re on the edge of your seat during June gloom showdowns or pacing through a nail-biter in the ninth, this pair has your back like a rally cap in extra...
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Underwhelming Alien AbductionYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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¡Dale New York!For the NYC FC fans who rep all five boroughs and still make it to Yankee Stadium on time. These light blue and navy patterned sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses are hotter than the third rail! Includes MLS packaging, because otherwise, fuggedaboutit.
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Buoys Don't CryFloating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
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Best Dystopia EverIn a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
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