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Colossal Squid ConfessionsMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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Sunbathing With WizardsThese high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
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Dinner Mint DebaucheryYou know how it is. You pop a dinner mint. Debauchery ensues. It's what inspired these fresh AF mint green OG sunnies with dark green gradient lenses. Unfortunately, they can't save you from garlic breath.
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Electric Dinotopia CarnivalThese dreamy teal and purple sunglasses will transport you to an otherworldy carnival of lights and dinos. These active shades have a grip coating and snug, lightweight fit that won’t slip or bounce no matter how wild things get. Plus, the polarized purple lenses...
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Phoenix At A Bloody Mary BarHeard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.
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Five StripesDrip so loud it echoes through the Benz. These Atlanta United FC sunglasses bring the heat with gold and red frames, black non-reflective lenses, and official MLS packaging. Built for glory, goals, and golden hour selfies. If you don't wear these shades with your...
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¡Volemos!Angel City FC fans, grab your limited-edition sunnies and soar to triumph!!! These black and sol rosa sunglasses with a sleek translucent finish feature polarized gradient lenses so you can keep your eyes on your team and overpriced nachos.
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Let's Go Redbirds™For the devoutly loyal citizens of Cardinals Nation™, these officially licensed St. Louis Cardinals™ sunglasses won’t slip or bounce as you await the good-luck Rally Squirrel at Busch Stadium™, season after season. Includes custom packaging.
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H-Town Hold It DownShow your Houston Dynamo FC spirit in orange and black sunglasses with amber reflective lenses! So bright the Dynamo’s next opponent won’t see the L coming. (Shots fired.) Includes snazzy Major League Soccer packaging.
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Vamos UnitedDominate the comp with DC United (clap-clap-clap) sunglasses! With black gradient lenses, black & red frames & Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are as bold as a last-minute goal. You can do your victory dance now! Go ahead. We're waiting.
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Nessy's Midnight OrgyThese legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.
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The Sunnies of TroyFight On! Rep the Trojans in style at the Coliseum with The Sunnies of Troy. *flashes V for Victory sign* These cardinal & gold USC frames feature polarized amber lenses, perfect for spotting rival fans from a mile away & dodging them like midterms.
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Quack Attack™Show off your passion for the Oregon Ducks with these limited-edition Quack Attack™ sunnies!!! These yellow and green sunglasses in our OG frame are decked out with team spirit for your favorite flock (or waddle), the Oregon Ducks. The reflective polarized lenses have a...
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Orioles™ MagicFrom the first crack of the bat to the final out, ORIOLES™ Magic hits different. These officially licensed MLB™ shades are made for going yard at Camden Yards™, sunshine, and for witnessing unforgettable O’s™ moments. Includes custom packaging.
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Scarves UpGOOOAAALLL!!! These Seattle Sounders sunglasses are the MVP of your face. With green-blue gradient frames, green reflective lenses & Major League Soccer packaging, they scream "SOUNDERS TIL I DIE!" With your style. So you can rest your voice.
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All for TexasWave those red rally towels high and watch those fireworks light up Globe Life Field™. These officially licensed Texas Rangers™ sunglasses are made for every pitch, every swing, every heart pounding inning. Includes custom packaging.
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Side Scroll Eye RollIgnore impatient haters, bruh. Pop a token & play ON. These white OG frames with purple reflective lenses offer full UV400 protection & polarized lenses. Won't slip or bounce when a full-on brawl breaks out at the arcade because you refuse to give up.
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Entourage Sold SeparatelyPutting on these translucent hot pink frames with teal reflective lenses may result in delusions of grandeur. (Hey, WE'VE always thought you were a VIP. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it...YET.) Entourage sold separately.
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Big Blue NationThese limited-edition Wildcats sunglasses in Wildcat blue with blue gradient lenses are the official uniform for cheering on Big Blue. Don't get caught without them. Go Big Blue!!! (Warning: May cause extreme school spirit.)
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AngelenoLA Galaxy legacy, now in sunglasses. These navy and yellow frames with blue reflective lenses feature six stars on one arm, shining bright for every MLS Cup title. Comes in official MLS packaging, because champions don’t do basic. Bonus: These shades don't just block...
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