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I Pickled These MyselfRound teal sunglasses with purple polarized lenses that we pickled especially for you. Your body is a temple. Don’t settle for big-box canned shades. No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat. UV400 protection keeps your precious peepers safe and...
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I Survived Heartbreak HillHowahyah, Boston?! Crush hills & hahhts in these limited-edition shades inspired by the most notorious marathon incline. These blue sunnies feature a geometric pattern & blue reflective lenses so everyone will know you're wicked good at runnin'!!!
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I'd Mildew YouLimited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO hard.
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I'm Wearing Burgundy?These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.
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Iced By YetisWhite and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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In Heavy RotationBig, bold, and born to headline. These translucent gray Fly Gs with sleek gray gradient lenses are the ultimate flat-top flex. Whether you're dodging paparazzi or just feelin’ yourself at the coffee shop, these oversized stunners stay in heavy rotation—for obvious reasons.
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In My Cosmic EraExplore the final frontier of fashion with In My Cosmic Era Moon Gs, stylish space-age sunnies with endless style. These shades have black non-reflective lenses and black frames that won’t slip or bounce– even at warp speed. (Fine, we didn’t test that, but you...
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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Incognito Plant ParentAre plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
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Influencers Pay DoubleRound pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarized lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double. Whether you’re rollerskating, running, or golfing, these fashionable bubblegum pink sunglasses have you covered with a no slip, no bounce frame & UV400 protection.
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Interstellar Sparkle ClubOversized round sunglasses in translucent blue, for when your outfit needs a little interstellar energy. Complete your chrome and sequin outfits with these shades and start shining under the desert skies like a disco ball. (Warning: May attract UFOs with good taste.)
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It's All In My ContractReady for the bass drop? These oversized square Amp G sunglasses are built for festival fans who crave bold looks. Featuring translucent dark green frames & non-reflective lenses, they won't slip while you dance from dawn to dusk to dawn.
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It's Noir, DarlingThese black cat-eye sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses & light gold accents are giving fashion icon. Won't slip or bounce when vogueing down the catwalk or the sidewalk.
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It's Octopuses, Not OctopiPurple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the...
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It’s Not Black It’s ObsidianRetro round black sunglasses for sweating in style. These sunnies have a special grip coating to prevent bouncing and slipping whether you’re on the run, beasting out, or intensely swaying at a moody indie concert. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your eyes safe...
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Joshua Tree National Park 2024Joshua Tree National Park is a land sculpted by strong winds and is home to a fascinating variety of plants and animals. Its dark night skies, rich cultural history, and surreal geologic features make this park a unique wonder. These limited-edition tan frames with...
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Just Add Googly EyesEver notice how googly eyes make everything cuter? Automatic vacuum? Just Add Googly Eyes. It instantly transforms from a dingbat robot to an adorable helper. These clear frames with black non-reflective lenses make everything cuter, too. Put 'em on!
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Just Knock It On!Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
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Karaoke Machine SoloYou don't need a crowd to have stage presence. All you need are these stylish oval tortoiseshell sunglasses, designed for all your life's fabulous performances. Won’t slip or bounce during those intense, hairbrush-gripping high notes or air-guitar solos.
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